Advantage Croc!

Saltwater crocs and bull sharks are two reasons we went to New Zealand for our honeymoon instead of Australia, a land where everything, no matter how cute, will try to kill you. The most vicious thing we saw in New Zealand was an enraged Kiwi (the bird, not the citizen) scrumming with its pen-mate at a (flightless) aviary in Otorohanga.

Kangaroos with stilletto heels. Joeys with rifles. The Australian wildlife wants you dead. No wonder Aussies drink so much.