{"id":99,"date":"2007-03-20T15:07:19","date_gmt":"2007-03-20T20:07:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/?p=99"},"modified":"2007-03-21T10:31:11","modified_gmt":"2007-03-21T15:31:11","slug":"you-can-run-butnotfastenough-rabid-cheetah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/2007\/03\/20\/you-can-run-butnotfastenough-rabid-cheetah\/","title":{"rendered":"You can run, but&#8230;not&#8230;fast&#8230;enough: Rabid Cheetah!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>  A <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/entertainment\/6470825.stm\" target=\"_blank\">BBC documentarian<\/a> was mauled a bit by a rabid cheetah. He&#8217;s fine, thanks to medical care, but I can&#8217;t quite help but thinking of the possibility of a slow painful death administered by the world&#8217;s fastest land mammal. Neat.<\/p>\n<p>Add rabid cheetahs to the nightmare file.<\/p>\n<p>From the article:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><font size=\"2\">&#8220;It was desperately sad that such a beautiful animal should succumb to such a deadly virus,&#8221; said King.<\/font><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Well. <em>Gosh. <\/em>I think rabid opossums are cute in their own frothy, rat-faced way.<\/p>\n<p>Then again, I&#8217;ve never been on the receiving end of a faceful of rabid cheetah love, so I guess I&#8217;m not in a position to judge their inherent beauty.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if Tarzan ever had to worry about rabid Cheetah.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A BBC documentarian was mauled a bit by a rabid cheetah. He&#8217;s fine, thanks to medical care, but I can&#8217;t quite help but thinking of the possibility of a slow painful death administered by the world&#8217;s fastest land mammal. Neat. Add rabid cheetahs to the nightmare file. From the article: &#8220;It was desperately sad that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-99","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7V2xo-1B","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=99"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=99"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=99"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=99"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}