{"id":986,"date":"2010-08-16T15:56:56","date_gmt":"2010-08-16T19:56:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/?p=986"},"modified":"2010-08-16T16:19:30","modified_gmt":"2010-08-16T20:19:30","slug":"puppies-of-jenkintown-max-arrow-private-eye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/2010\/08\/16\/puppies-of-jenkintown-max-arrow-private-eye\/","title":{"rendered":"Puppies of Jenkintown: Max Arrow, Private Eye"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m catching up on puppy updates, but here&#8217;s a picture Julia took just yesterday. <\/p>\n<div class=\"img-shadow\"><\/div>\n<p>His name is Max. <\/p>\n<p>Max Arrow, Private Eye.  <\/p>\n<p>There are a thousand stories in the Naked Borough, and this is his.<\/p>\n<p>Really. That&#8217;s his name, Max Arrow, Private Eye. He&#8217;s a regular on our block and, if I remember correctly, a rescue pup, although obviously greying a bit now. In keeping with the P.I. spirit, there are four things we can deduce about his owner&#8230;if you&#8217;d care to click the picture to enlarge:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>He works at Trader Joe&#8217;s.<\/li>\n<li> He&#8217;s married.<\/li>\n<li>He can&#8217;t hold a paring knife properly. <\/li>\n<li>He was kind enough to wait for Julia to snap the picture.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Nice fellow. <\/p>\n<p>We were marching up to the town square in the hopes that ice cream could be found there. Fortunately, the new place, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/709-west-ave-cafe-jenkintown\">709 West Avenue Cafe<\/a> was open an hour past its posted closing time. There Ben and Julia each ate a bowl of ice cream larger than their heads. I had the coffee.<\/p>\n<p>The Cafe, not to be confused with the West Avenue Grill across the street, opened a few months back and seems to be getting decent word-of-mouth. In fact, if I&#8217;m not mistaken, the Cafe is in the same spot where the Grill started out almost a decade ago. Between the Cafe and Old Man Al&#8217;s Questionable Burgers, there&#8217;s something of an uptick in local eateries, which is great since Jenkintown Java&#8217;s preserved corpse is still sitting there off the square, waiting for a new tenant to step in and get the pots boiling again. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who&#8217;s the tan and white private dick who&#8217;s a sex machine to all the bitches? Max Arrow, Private Eye. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[21],"tags":[91],"class_list":["post-986","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stinkbug-manor","tag-puppies-of-jenkintown","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7V2xo-fU","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/986","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=986"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/986\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":999,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/986\/revisions\/999"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=986"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=986"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=986"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}