{"id":615,"date":"2009-06-02T11:27:09","date_gmt":"2009-06-02T16:27:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/?p=615"},"modified":"2009-06-02T11:45:47","modified_gmt":"2009-06-02T16:45:47","slug":"why-i-dont-go-into-the-water-britain-reason-1767","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/2009\/06\/02\/why-i-dont-go-into-the-water-britain-reason-1767\/","title":{"rendered":"Why I don&#8217;t go into the <strike>water<\/strike> Britain &#8230;Reason #1,767"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><a href='http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/newstopics\/howaboutthat\/5427512\/600ft-jellyfish-crop-circle-found-in-Oxfordshire-field.html'>The Telegraph<\/a> reports finding a 600ft jellyfish crop circle found in an Oxfordshire field.<\/p>\n<p>Kill it!!! Oh, wait&#8230;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/telegraph\/multimedia\/archive\/01414\/jellyfish1_1414867c.jpg\" class=\"aligncenter\" width=\"460\" height=\"288\" \/><br \/>\nAt the end of the article, the writer oddly refers to an <a href='http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-1027178\/Easy-pi-Astrophysicist-solves-riddle-Britains-complex-crop-circle.html'> entirely different crop circle from last year<\/a>, and reuses the quotes from a retired astrophysicist on how THAT crop circle encodes pi. <\/p>\n<p>I had to re-read it to figure out the this reference really had nothing to do with the jellyfish. Bizarre. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Telegraph reports finding a 600ft jellyfish crop circle found in an Oxfordshire field. Kill it!!! Oh, wait&#8230; At the end of the article, the writer oddly refers to an entirely different crop circle from last year, and reuses the quotes from a retired astrophysicist on how THAT crop circle encodes pi. I had to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1,6,18,8,15],"tags":[93,69],"class_list":["post-615","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-gregs-reference","category-science-fandom","category-sciencegeek-porn","category-uninformed-critic","tag-crop-circles","tag-why-i-dont-go-in-the-water","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7V2xo-9V","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/615","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=615"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/615\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":618,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/615\/revisions\/618"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}