{"id":562,"date":"2009-03-19T11:13:19","date_gmt":"2009-03-19T16:13:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/?p=562"},"modified":"2009-03-19T11:13:19","modified_gmt":"2009-03-19T16:13:19","slug":"why-i-don%e2%80%99t-go-in-the-water%e2%80%a6reason-1766","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/2009\/03\/19\/why-i-don%e2%80%99t-go-in-the-water%e2%80%a6reason-1766\/","title":{"rendered":"Why I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t go in the water\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6Reason #1,766"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A four foot-long reef worm capable of biting through a 20-pound fishing line.(<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thisisthewestcountry.co.uk\/news\/cornwall_news\/4208730.Giant_worm_found_in_Cornwall\/\">link<\/a> via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.neatorama.com\/2009\/03\/18\/4-foot-worm-found-in-cornwall\/\">Neatorama<\/a>)<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thisisthewestcountry.co.uk\/resources\/images\/851075\/?type=display\" class=\"alignleft\" width=\"310\" height=\"206\" \/><br \/>\nDear god. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A four foot-long reef worm capable of biting through a 20-pound fishing line.(link via Neatorama) Dear god.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,3,8],"tags":[87,69],"class_list":["post-562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gregs-reference","category-rant-andor-rave","category-sciencegeek-porn","tag-death-worms","tag-why-i-dont-go-in-the-water","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7V2xo-94","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=562"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/562\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":563,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/562\/revisions\/563"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}