{"id":560,"date":"2009-03-17T10:01:54","date_gmt":"2009-03-17T15:01:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/?p=560"},"modified":"2009-03-17T10:01:54","modified_gmt":"2009-03-17T15:01:54","slug":"why-i-dont-go-in-the-waterreason-1765","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/2009\/03\/17\/why-i-dont-go-in-the-waterreason-1765\/","title":{"rendered":"Why I don&#8217;t go in the water&#8230;Reason #1,765"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.nature.com\/news\/thegreatbeyond\/om%20nom%20nom%20nom%20nom.jpg\" class=\"alignleft\" width=\"384\" height=\"216\" \/> A 15 meter-long <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.nature.com\/news\/thegreatbeyond\/2009\/03\/little_and_large.html\">pliosaur with jaws that put T-Rex to shame<\/a>. Sure, it died out 140-some million years ago, but try telling my imagination that. <\/p>\n<p>Also scary, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blueholes.org\/about.html\">blue holes<\/a>.  Pathway straight to Cthulhu, if you ask me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A 15 meter-long pliosaur with jaws that put T-Rex to shame. Sure, it died out 140-some million years ago, but try telling my imagination that. Also scary, blue holes. Pathway straight to Cthulhu, if you ask me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,3,8],"tags":[28,69],"class_list":["post-560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gregs-reference","category-rant-andor-rave","category-sciencegeek-porn","tag-cthulhu","tag-why-i-dont-go-in-the-water","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7V2xo-92","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/560","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=560"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/560\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":561,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/560\/revisions\/561"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}