{"id":510,"date":"2009-02-24T11:36:23","date_gmt":"2009-02-24T16:36:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/?p=510"},"modified":"2009-02-24T11:44:55","modified_gmt":"2009-02-24T16:44:55","slug":"why-i-don%e2%80%99t-go-in-the-water%e2%80%a6reason-1764","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/2009\/02\/24\/why-i-don%e2%80%99t-go-in-the-water%e2%80%a6reason-1764\/","title":{"rendered":"Why I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t go in the water\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6Reason #1,764"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.discovery.com\/news_animal\/2009\/02\/see-a-fish-with-a-transparent-head.html\">Transparent heads<\/a>. <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.discovery.com\/.a\/6a00d8341bf67c53ef01116892819d970c-pi\" class=\"alignright\" width=\"100\" height=\"48\" \/><em><a href=\"http:\/\/fishbase.mnhn.fr\/summary\/SpeciesSummary.php?id=2704\">Macropinna microstoma<\/a><\/em>, a.k.a barreleyes or, more appropriately IMO, the spookfish: a marvel of evolution, a metric ton of horror in a two-inch package. (by way of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.neatorama.com\/2009\/02\/23\/a-fish-with-a-transparent-head\/\">Neatorama<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"480\" height=\"295\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/RM9o4VnfHJU&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Transparent heads. Macropinna microstoma, a.k.a barreleyes or, more appropriately IMO, the spookfish: a marvel of evolution, a metric ton of horror in a two-inch package. (by way of Neatorama)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18,8],"tags":[72,71,70,69],"class_list":["post-510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-science-fandom","category-sciencegeek-porn","tag-horror","tag-spookfish","tag-wet-death","tag-why-i-dont-go-in-the-water","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7V2xo-8e","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=510"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/510\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":514,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/510\/revisions\/514"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}