{"id":423,"date":"2009-01-15T07:38:47","date_gmt":"2009-01-15T12:38:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/?p=423"},"modified":"2009-01-15T07:38:47","modified_gmt":"2009-01-15T12:38:47","slug":"reason-1365-of-why-i-fear-the-ocean-cthulhu-frogs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/2009\/01\/15\/reason-1365-of-why-i-fear-the-ocean-cthulhu-frogs\/","title":{"rendered":"Reason 1,365 of why I fear the ocean: Cthulhu Frogs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ia Ia Cthulhu f&#8217;froggan<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/5wAVO1vqRXs&#038;rel=0&#038;color1=0xb1b1b1&#038;color2=0xcfcfcf&#038;feature=player_embedded&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Part of an ongoing series of highlighting things that would likely kill you, given the opportunity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ia Ia Cthulhu f&#8217;froggan Part of an ongoing series of highlighting things that would likely kill you, given the opportunity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6,3,18],"tags":[28,29],"class_list":["post-423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gregs-reference","category-rant-andor-rave","category-science-fandom","tag-cthulhu","tag-evil-frog-beastie","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7V2xo-6P","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=423"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":424,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423\/revisions\/424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}