{"id":245,"date":"2008-02-29T08:29:51","date_gmt":"2008-02-29T13:29:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/?p=245"},"modified":"2008-02-29T12:50:06","modified_gmt":"2008-02-29T17:50:06","slug":"coffee-heresy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/2008\/02\/29\/coffee-heresy\/","title":{"rendered":"Coffee Heresy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m finally over my post-conference illnesses and just getting ready for the next trip. For once, I can say I&#8217;m really glad to be going to Florida.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been getting back into the coffee-drinking mood and I&#8217;m tempted to try an experiment. Nothing groundbreaking, mind you, and there&#8217;s few particle accelerators involved. I&#8217;m not a fan of non-dairy creamers &#8212; or cream, in general. I take my coffee black (insert <em>Airplane!<\/em> joke here), but I came into possession of a small quantity of French Vanilla non-dairy creamer. <\/p>\n<p>It seems wrong, but is creamer any more wrong than Splenda? I feel like I&#8217;m violating some sacred rite of coffee worship.<\/p>\n<p>My question is this: would it be completely evil if I added some to the carafe before setting Mr. Coffee to work?  Maybe I should go back to Church. But then again, maybe not if this is the extent of my moral quandaries. <\/p>\n<p><strong>UPDATE:<\/strong> Forgive me Lord, for I have sinned. No, I didn&#8217;t add the creamer to the carafe, but I did run the coffee through a second time, ensuring that I will have <del datetime=\"2008-02-29T17:49:43+00:00\">grinds<\/del> grounds in the reservoir until eternity.  I didn&#8217;t want to do it, but somehow the hot water managed to miss 87% (I checked) of the <del datetime=\"2008-02-29T17:49:43+00:00\">grinds<\/del> grounds in the basket, simultaneously wasting coffee and creating a pot of weak brown water. <\/p>\n<p>I should have dumped the pot and used fresh water. I know. Forgive me, Crom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m finally over my post-conference illnesses and just getting ready for the next trip. For once, I can say I&#8217;m really glad to be going to Florida. I&#8217;ve been getting back into the coffee-drinking mood and I&#8217;m tempted to try an experiment. Nothing groundbreaking, mind you, and there&#8217;s few particle accelerators involved. I&#8217;m not a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dumb-thoughts","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7V2xo-3X","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=245"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}