{"id":231,"date":"2008-01-25T06:29:40","date_gmt":"2008-01-25T11:29:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/?p=231"},"modified":"2008-01-25T06:52:17","modified_gmt":"2008-01-25T11:52:17","slug":"mwwwwhahahahahahahah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/2008\/01\/25\/mwwwwhahahahahahahah\/","title":{"rendered":"Mwwwwhahahahahahahah&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;hahaha! (cue lightning, scooby-doo music)<\/p>\n<p>For good old-fashioned mad science, nothing beats <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sciencedaily.com\/releases\/2008\/01\/080124175924.htm\">creating life<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Ok, the Venter Institute didn&#8217;t create a new bacteria, it is the &#8220;second step&#8221; on their way to creating a bacterium with synthetic DNA. Of course, the press release\/Science Daily article is a little fuzzy on the &#8220;first step&#8221; and my eyes began to hurt after a while&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Venter and his crew didn&#8217;t entirely synthesize their own bacteria, but they are reproducing\u00c2\u00a0 the smallest known bacteria, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Mycoplasma_genitalium\">m. genitalium<\/a> Their version will be called <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Mycoplasma_laboratorium\">m. laboratorium<\/a>. It would be unfair to say that they&#8217;re building a better venereal disease, but that&#8217;s the headline you&#8217;ll see when they&#8217;re done.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re not actually building a bacteria from scratch, either, but &#8220;merely&#8221; synthesizing an existing genome. The idea, I&#8217;d gather, is that if you can do that, then you can start fiddling with the genome to get the engineered bacteria to do what you want.<\/p>\n<p>I like the idea of growing bacteria as colonies of little factories to produce biofuels or suck CO2 out of the air. Has Crichton written the book where man-made bacteria go out of control? I&#8217;ve lost track.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;hahaha! (cue lightning, scooby-doo music) For good old-fashioned mad science, nothing beats creating life. Ok, the Venter Institute didn&#8217;t create a new bacteria, it is the &#8220;second step&#8221; on their way to creating a bacterium with synthetic DNA. Of course, the press release\/Science Daily article is a little fuzzy on the &#8220;first step&#8221; and my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[5,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dumb-thoughts","category-sciencegeek-porn","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7V2xo-3J","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=231"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/231\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}