{"id":2107,"date":"2021-10-28T11:51:08","date_gmt":"2021-10-28T15:51:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/?p=2107"},"modified":"2021-10-28T12:10:33","modified_gmt":"2021-10-28T16:10:33","slug":"moral-panic-day-creepy-sexualization-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/2021\/10\/28\/moral-panic-day-creepy-sexualization-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Moral Panic Day! Creepy Sexualization Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We all know what a moral panic is, right? That&#8217;s when there is an upwelling of public distress &#8212; pearl clutching, if you will &#8212; over a concern (real or imagined) that outweighs the actual consequence of the thing.  It can be a flash moment (think <a href=\"https:\/\/ordinary-times.com\/2010\/11\/15\/the-four-loko-moral-panic-continues\/\">Four Loko<\/a>) or lead to terrible consequences ( think <a href=\"https:\/\/skepticalinquirer.org\/1994\/04\/a-sociological-and-historical-perspective\/\">Satanic Panic<\/a>).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/EZ6wikWXkAA-qDS.jpg\" alt=\"Hindsight is Horrifying on Twitter: &quot;@Darth_Jader_ couldn't be prouder of  finding this meme, especially given Adam B.'s new penchant for making her  clutch her pearls...#HindsightisHorrifying @northfoggy #captainpicard  #startrek #clutchmypearls ...\" width=\"261\" height=\"196\"\/><figcaption>Think of the children!<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So, today, I thought I&#8217;d mention two items that, had I seen them on Twitter, I might have accused folks of pearl clutching over nothing. The first involves Urban Outfitters in a move I actually do find creepy. The second involves something from my childhood in the early 80s that is of absolutely no concern to anyone but, were I a parent then, I might actually complain of it being marketed toward elementary school-age kids. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_86 counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-grey ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<div class=\"ez-toc-title-container\"><p class=\"ez-toc-title\" style=\"cursor:inherit\">Today on the Lstrblg...<\/p>\n<\/div><nav><ul class='ez-toc-list ez-toc-list-level-1 ' ><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-1\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/2021\/10\/28\/moral-panic-day-creepy-sexualization-edition\/#Dear_Urban_Outfitters_Ew_Gross_Stop_That\" >Dear Urban Outfitters: Ew, Gross. Stop That.<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-2\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/2021\/10\/28\/moral-panic-day-creepy-sexualization-edition\/#Chipmunk_Punk_Revisted\" >Chipmunk Punk Revisted<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Dear_Urban_Outfitters_Ew_Gross_Stop_That\"><\/span>Dear Urban Outfitters: Ew, Gross. Stop That. <span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;ve mentioned it here, but I&#8217;m a Scout leader. A Scoutmaster, in fact, of a girl troop I helped start when my son joined Scouts BSA a few years back.  Yesterday, I went to put on my uniform shirt to find that my ballpoint pen had excreted all down the front of it. Various attempts to remove the ink have remained unsuccessful, thus far, and I&#8217;m giving up hope&#8230;so I went to search for a new shirt online. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I could go to the Scoutshop and shell out for a new one, but I just Googled Scout Uniform Shirt online to see if I could pick up one cheap on ebay or something. That&#8217;s when I saw this:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/UrbanOutfitters.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"595\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/UrbanOutfitters-1024x595.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2108\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/UrbanOutfitters-1024x595.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/UrbanOutfitters-300x174.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/UrbanOutfitters-768x446.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/UrbanOutfitters-676x393.jpeg 676w, https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/UrbanOutfitters.jpeg 1314w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I found this to be wrong on a couple of levels. First, this ain&#8217;t &#8220;vintage,&#8221; its clearly a recent model of the shirt before they changed the logo from &#8220;Boy Scouts of America&#8221;to BSA on the front. You can still pick them up at the ScoutShop for about $25 on clearance, as opposed to $39 (I cropped it out accidentally) at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.urbanoutfitters.com\/shop\/urban-renewal-vintage-boy-scout-shirt2?inventoryCountry=US&amp;color=036&amp;size=S%2FM&amp;utm_kxconfid=vx6q4l3b6&amp;gclid=Cj0KCQjwlOmLBhCHARIsAGiJg7k2EJR1gDPBC3kaYS-hW3H2hA4eLcI1tMNMkU8F7ulB9GTLp0xUw3UaAo_TEALw_wcB&amp;gclsrc=aw.ds&amp;type=REGULAR&amp;quantity=1\">UO<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Second, ew: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/CreepyScout.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/CreepyScout.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2109\" width=\"114\" height=\"171\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This isn&#8217;t just &#8220;I&#8217;m wearing my boyfriend&#8217;s shirt&#8221; kind of thing, unless you&#8217;re into dating high schoolers. It is an overt sexualization of Scouting just as the BSA is trying to settle a lawsuit stemming from its legacy of abuse and pedophilia. Gross, Urban Outfitters. Runner up gross, all of the &#8220;Sexy Girl Scout&#8221; Halloween costumes. We know those are terrible, however, so I&#8217;m not going to complain about a caricature of a Scout uniform in the face of Urban Outfitters fetishizing an actual kid&#8217;s uniform.  True, adults can wear one too, but typically not like this. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I thought I &#8220;discovered&#8221; this, when it turns out that this first broke in a round of pearl clutching way back in 2018. Back then, however, they were selling old Cub Scout uniforms, which is the next level of creepy. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/image.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"602\" height=\"434\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/image.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2121\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/image.png 602w, https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/image-300x216.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 602px) 100vw, 602px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>Yeah, sexy Cub Scout is probably worse<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Chipmunk_Punk_Revisted\"><\/span>Chipmunk Punk Revisted<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Back when I was a Cub Scout, I distinctly remember grooving in Carl Franke&#8217;s basement to the Chipmunks, which was experiencing a revival in the 80s with a number of parody albums.<em> <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Chipmunk_Punk\"><em>Chipmunk Punk<\/em> <\/a>had plenty of Chipmunk, but precious little Punk, but <em>Chipmunk New Wave Plus Whatever Billy Joel<\/em> Is would have been lost on the target demographic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will say, while the Chipmunks&#8217; version of The Cars&#8217; &#8220;Let&#8217;s Go&#8221; is my definitive version of the song, their cover of &#8220;Good Girls Don&#8217;t&#8221; is a little creepy in retrospect. Somehow, my very Catholic mother didn&#8217;t pick up on this (or care) as I blared this after school each afternoon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For those of you who do not know, &#8220;Good Girls Don&#8217;t&#8221; was the song that saved The Knack from being a one-hit wonder after &#8220;My Sharona,&#8221; which the Chipmunks <em>also<\/em> cover on the album. Have a listen:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-embed-handler wp-block-embed-embed-handler\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"676\" height=\"381\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/0DplLHpHDWM?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Some interesting choices were made here, and I admire &nbsp;Ross Bagdasarian Jr.* for sticking to his artistic guns and not switching up the lyrics. Allow me to re-print some of the relevant bits: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">And it&#8217;s a teenage sadness<br>Everyone has got to taste<br>An in-between age madness<br>That you know you can&#8217;t erase<br>&#8216;Til she&#8217;s sitting on your face<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alright, Alvin settle down&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><br>You&#8217;re alone with her at last<br>And you&#8217;re waiting &#8217;til you think the time is right<br>&#8216;Cause you&#8217;ve heard she&#8217;s pretty fast<br>And you&#8217;re hoping that she&#8217;ll give you some tonight<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">So, you start to make your play<br>&#8216;Cause you could have swore<br>You thought you heard her saying<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Good girls don&#8217;t<br>Good girls don&#8217;t<br>But, she&#8217;ll be telling you<br>Good girls don&#8217;t<br>But I do<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left wp-block-paragraph\"><br>And there we have it, Alvin singing about getting laid in an album marketed to schoolkids by Scholastic books.  Somehow, we were worried at the time about Proctor &amp; Gamble printing occult symbology* on our tubes of Crest, but completely ignoring the False Dave Seville indoctrinating our children.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Hot_Dog_Magazine_1985-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Hot_Dog_Magazine_1985-1-765x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2111\" width=\"237\" height=\"317\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Hot_Dog_Magazine_1985-1-765x1024.jpg 765w, https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Hot_Dog_Magazine_1985-1-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Hot_Dog_Magazine_1985-1-768x1028.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Hot_Dog_Magazine_1985-1-676x905.jpg 676w, https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Hot_Dog_Magazine_1985-1.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 237px) 100vw, 237px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>Oh, the wickedness of our woodland friends!<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">*Ross Jr., I need to mention, was the son of the original Dave Seville, Ross Bagdasarian, who successfully brought The Chipmunks back to life in the 80s with a series of hit cover albums and a Christmas show that made me cry when I was 7. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">** Really, the Satanic Panic was weird and stupid: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.atlasobscura.com\/articles\/procter-gamble-satan-conspiracy-theory\">https:\/\/www.atlasobscura.com\/articles\/procter-gamble-satan-conspiracy-theory<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We all know what a moral panic is, right? That&#8217;s when there is an upwelling of public distress &#8212; pearl clutching, if you will &#8212; over a concern (real or imagined) that outweighs the actual consequence of the thing. 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