{"id":172,"date":"2007-08-23T11:46:41","date_gmt":"2007-08-23T16:46:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/?p=172"},"modified":"2007-08-23T11:46:41","modified_gmt":"2007-08-23T16:46:41","slug":"dont-you-do-cocaine-at-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/2007\/08\/23\/dont-you-do-cocaine-at-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t you do cocaine at me&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a noseful of coke references. First, today&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/achewood.com\/index.php?date=08222007\" target=\"_blank\">Achewood <\/a>is <em>hell of <\/em>good, featuring Todd the Squirrel on a cocaine binge.<\/p>\n<p>Second, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/20408247\/\">MSNBC reports <\/a>that the coast guard has seized a sub-like vessel carrying 5.5 tons of cocaine. What the heck&#8217;s a sub-like vessel? I don&#8217;t know, there&#8217;s no picture, but I&#8217;d gather a semi-submersible would float just below the surface of the water, with some portion of the boat above the waterline &#8212; just the tip of the ice berg, so to speak.<a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/20408247\/\"><br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a noseful of coke references. First, today&#8217;s Achewood is hell of good, featuring Todd the Squirrel on a cocaine binge. Second, MSNBC reports that the coast guard has seized a sub-like vessel carrying 5.5 tons of cocaine. What the heck&#8217;s a sub-like vessel? I don&#8217;t know, there&#8217;s no picture, but I&#8217;d gather a semi-submersible [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7V2xo-2M","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=172"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}