{"id":1530,"date":"2014-02-17T18:19:50","date_gmt":"2014-02-17T22:19:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/?p=1530"},"modified":"2017-08-15T16:05:32","modified_gmt":"2017-08-15T20:05:32","slug":"the-10000-names-of-tonka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/2014\/02\/17\/the-10000-names-of-tonka\/","title":{"rendered":"The 10,000 Names of Tonka"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/20140217-171201.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/20140217-171201.jpg\" alt=\"20140217-171201.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A dog this great doesn&#8217;t have but one name. He came with a nom de pup of Tonka, one of a litter of &#8220;T&#8221; names they thought would make him more adoptable, as if he needed help.<\/p>\n<p>Allow me to share some of the extra names he has acquired around Stinkbug Manor.<\/p>\n<p>Tonkey Tonks (walkie walks for Tonkey Tonks)<br \/>\nTee-taws<br \/>\nTee-nonnies<br \/>\nWagster<br \/>\nTee-news<br \/>\n***hole<br \/>\nTebows<br \/>\nTeaboononnies<br \/>\nTee-boo<br \/>\nNee-nu<br \/>\nNu-nuts<br \/>\nPootaties<br \/>\nNummernubs<br \/>\nBaby nummies<br \/>\nOootieToggers<br \/>\nFlufferbaby<br \/>\nNemos<br \/>\nNu-tas<br \/>\nPotato<\/p>\n<p>More to come&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The many moods of Tonka require many names.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[21],"tags":[91,174],"class_list":["post-1530","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stinkbug-manor","tag-puppies-of-jenkintown","tag-tonka","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7V2xo-oG","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1530","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1530"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1530\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1681,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1530\/revisions\/1681"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}