{"id":139,"date":"2007-07-05T11:18:09","date_gmt":"2007-07-05T16:18:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/?p=139"},"modified":"2007-07-09T07:46:58","modified_gmt":"2007-07-09T12:46:58","slug":"what-the-hell-is-a-washlet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/2007\/07\/05\/what-the-hell-is-a-washlet\/","title":{"rendered":"What the hell is a Washlet?"},"content":{"rendered":"

It is for washing your ass.<\/p>\n

Really, an add-on bidet thingy for your bowl.<\/p>\n

There, I saved you all the trouble of digging through layer upon layer of TotoUSA’s website to find the answer.<\/p>\n

Backup a bit…I saw an ad on Lifehacker<\/a>, smiling rears and happy heinies.<\/p>\n

Hey who could not help but click on that? Well, me, obviously.<\/p>\n

The result is a mess of flash, popups and broken links. Don’t click on this link<\/a> — especially if you don’t have a pop-up blocker — for it will ruin your day. Just be happy looking at the ad when you come across it.<\/p>\n

UPDATE: Apparently, the same heinie ads that I felt compelled to touch at Lifehacker are the subject of controversy in NYC.\u00c2\u00a0 The pastor of a storefront church on (near?) Times Square doesn’t want them on the building from which he rents. (<\/span>link<\/a>)<\/span><\/p>\n

Who would of thought that Times Square would go from smut capital of the U.S. to this?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It is for washing your ass. Really, an add-on bidet thingy for your bowl. There, I saved you all the trouble of digging through layer upon layer of TotoUSA’s website to find the answer. Backup a bit…I saw an ad on Lifehacker, smiling rears and happy heinies. Hey who could not help but click on […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rant-andor-rave","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7V2xo-2f","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}