{"id":1385,"date":"2013-01-29T17:02:13","date_gmt":"2013-01-29T21:02:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/?p=1385"},"modified":"2013-01-29T17:04:52","modified_gmt":"2013-01-29T21:04:52","slug":"oh-no-no-no-no-why-i-dont","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/2013\/01\/29\/oh-no-no-no-no-why-i-dont\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh&#8230;no no no no&#8230;.why I don&#8217;t&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is old, but new to me. A fella meets a great white while paddling.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/sharky-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"sharky\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-1389\" \/> The shark didn&#8217;t attack or appear threatening. If anything, I guess this could be considered an ideal encounter.  <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Qi33cBE27NI\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Still, some of the scariest footage I&#8217;ve ever seen that doesn&#8217;t involve changing the light atop a broadcast antenna.<\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=tIp9feWHVuk\">like this one<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I see a shark approach while paddling around, and the first thought is not: C) &#8220;I wonder if I can get this on camera&#8230;&#8221; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[115],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1385","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dont-go-in-the-water","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7V2xo-ml","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1385","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1385"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1385\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1391,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1385\/revisions\/1391"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}