{"id":1151,"date":"2011-11-24T17:31:20","date_gmt":"2011-11-24T21:31:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/?p=1151"},"modified":"2011-11-24T17:31:20","modified_gmt":"2011-11-24T21:31:20","slug":"happy-thanksgiving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/2011\/11\/24\/happy-thanksgiving\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Thanksgiving"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m home with pneumonia while the family is off to my uncle&#8217;s house up in scenic Stroudsburg, Pa. Don&#8217;t weep for me, I&#8217;m the one home watching TV, eating Whole Foods stuffing (probably said &#8220;artisan&#8221; right on the buffet when Aly picked it up for me), and cleaning the fish tank (poor little guys needed it). <\/p>\n<p>Aly&#8217;s the one who had to drive two hours (more, with bad directions and bad traffic) to spend the holiday with <i>my<\/i> family (whom I love, but really, its all Lstr, all the time up there). <\/p>\n<p>I miss them all. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Thanksgiving2011.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Thanksgiving2011-e1322170222167-300x217.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Thanksgiving2011\" width=\"300\" height=\"217\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1152\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Thanksgiving2011-e1322170222167-300x217.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Thanksgiving2011-e1322170222167-1024x741.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I believe that&#8217;s us, as turkeys. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m home with pneumonia while the family is off to my uncle&#8217;s house up in scenic Stroudsburg, Pa. Don&#8217;t weep for me, I&#8217;m the one home watching TV, eating Whole Foods stuffing (probably said &#8220;artisan&#8221; right on the buffet when Aly picked it up for me), and cleaning the fish tank (poor little guys needed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stinkbug-manor","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7V2xo-iz","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1151"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1151\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1154,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1151\/revisions\/1154"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}