{"id":1138,"date":"2011-08-16T13:03:12","date_gmt":"2011-08-16T17:03:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/?p=1138"},"modified":"2011-08-16T13:03:12","modified_gmt":"2011-08-16T17:03:12","slug":"why-i-dont-go-in-the-water-great-scott-great-lakes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/2011\/08\/16\/why-i-dont-go-in-the-water-great-scott-great-lakes\/","title":{"rendered":"Why I don&#8217;t go in the water: Great Scott, Great Lakes!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gah!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theatlantic.com\/technology\/archive\/2011\/08\/scientists-find-sea-lampreys-repelled-by-scent-of-death\/243617\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cdn.theatlantic.com\/static\/mt\/assets\/science\/assets_c\/2011\/08\/Lamphrey-Post-thumb-615x300-60695.jpg\" alt=\"Lamprey!\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t know lampreys were a problem species, other than in my dreams, of course. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gah! I didn&#8217;t know lampreys were a problem species, other than in my dreams, of course.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[115],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dont-go-in-the-water","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7V2xo-im","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1138"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1138\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1141,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1138\/revisions\/1141"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}