{"id":1135,"date":"2011-08-10T09:36:38","date_gmt":"2011-08-10T13:36:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/?p=1135"},"modified":"2011-08-10T09:37:10","modified_gmt":"2011-08-10T13:37:10","slug":"why-i-dont-go-into-the-water-because-even-the-land-can-kill-you-if-youre-on-the-water","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/2011\/08\/10\/why-i-dont-go-into-the-water-because-even-the-land-can-kill-you-if-youre-on-the-water\/","title":{"rendered":"Why I don&#8217;t go into the water: Because even the land can kill you if you&#8217;re on the water."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Holy crap, indeed, ma&#8217;am:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"349\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/aalKZemM0J0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Back up! Back up! Back up!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve dreamed of kayaking in Alaska. I&#8217;ve also dreamed of getting snuffed out by a calving glacier. <\/p>\n<p>Also: I adore how the Daily Mail can make an &#8220;article&#8221; out of stills from a YouTube video (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-2024106\/Moment-collapsing-glacier-nearly-swept-away-tourist-boat.html\">linkies<\/a>).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Holy crap, indeed, ma&#8217;am: Back up! Back up! Back up! I&#8217;ve dreamed of kayaking in Alaska. I&#8217;ve also dreamed of getting snuffed out by a calving glacier. Also: I adore how the Daily Mail can make an &#8220;article&#8221; out of stills from a YouTube video (linkies).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[115],"tags":[165],"class_list":["post-1135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dont-go-in-the-water","tag-glaciers","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7V2xo-ij","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1135"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1135\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1137,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1135\/revisions\/1137"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}