{"id":1109,"date":"2011-05-23T09:35:20","date_gmt":"2011-05-23T13:35:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/?p=1109"},"modified":"2011-05-23T09:35:20","modified_gmt":"2011-05-23T13:35:20","slug":"step-1-toss-brian-in-step-2-get-the-bleep-out-of-there-why-i-dont-go-in-the-water","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/2011\/05\/23\/step-1-toss-brian-in-step-2-get-the-bleep-out-of-there-why-i-dont-go-in-the-water\/","title":{"rendered":"Step 1: Toss Brian in. Step 2: Get the {bleep} out of there. Why I don&#8217;t go in the water&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Even I admit that it would be fairly cool to get a 6-foot shark on the line while fishing. Even in a fairly dinky boat.<\/p>\n<p>What wouldn&#8217;t be cool is to still be in said dinky boat when a 14-foot shark comes along and eats the first one, nearly swamping the S.S. Dinky in the process. <\/p>\n<p>What is even less cool&#8211;like heat death of the universe cool&#8211;would be one of my companions actively chumming the water. Said companion would get a nudge shark-ward, giving me time to get the engine going. <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"390\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/mlSPKxDZHt4\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Pardon the cussing. Its not my video, but it is my nightmare.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even I admit that it would be fairly cool to get a 6-foot shark on the line while fishing. Even in a fairly dinky boat. What wouldn&#8217;t be cool is to still be in said dinky boat when a 14-foot shark comes along and eats the first one, nearly swamping the S.S. Dinky in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[115],"tags":[127,162],"class_list":["post-1109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dont-go-in-the-water","tag-sharks","tag-stupidity","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7V2xo-hT","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1109"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1109\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1110,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1109\/revisions\/1110"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}