{"id":1074,"date":"2010-12-03T11:57:40","date_gmt":"2010-12-03T15:57:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/?p=1074"},"modified":"2010-12-03T11:57:40","modified_gmt":"2010-12-03T15:57:40","slug":"dont-go-on-the-beach-malibu-oarfish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/2010\/12\/03\/dont-go-on-the-beach-malibu-oarfish\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t go on the beach: Malibu Oarfish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Los Angeles Times features a much, much better looking example of a washed-up oarfish than the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/2010\/05\/12\/why-i-dont-go-in-the-water\/\">one I linked to a while back<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 610px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.latimes.com\/media\/photo\/2010-12\/58054807.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Dead\" src=\"http:\/\/www.latimes.com\/media\/photo\/2010-12\/58054807.jpg\" title=\"Oarfish in Los Angeles\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Kid, don&#039;t poke the oarfish.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Its the latest accessory for your Malibu Barbie, a dead 12-foot fish. Pretty fins though.<\/p>\n<p>Still, much better than having one of these guys brush between your legs while you&#8217;re in the water.   <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Los Angeles Times features a much, much better looking example of a washed-up oarfish than the one I linked to a while back. Its the latest accessory for your Malibu Barbie, a dead 12-foot fish. Pretty fins though. Still, much better than having one of these guys brush between your legs while you&#8217;re in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[115],"tags":[130,69],"class_list":["post-1074","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dont-go-in-the-water","tag-oarfish","tag-why-i-dont-go-in-the-water","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7V2xo-hk","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1074","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1074"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1074\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1075,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1074\/revisions\/1075"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1074"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1074"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1074"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}