{"id":1029,"date":"2010-09-22T11:58:25","date_gmt":"2010-09-22T15:58:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/?p=1029"},"modified":"2010-09-22T11:58:25","modified_gmt":"2010-09-22T15:58:25","slug":"why-i-dont-go-in-the-water-sea-pigs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/2010\/09\/22\/why-i-dont-go-in-the-water-sea-pigs\/","title":{"rendered":"Why I don&#8217;t go in the water: Sea Pigs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just, ugh, I mean really. You want to step on one of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-1314184\/Sea-pigs-The-ugliest-creature-beneath-waves.html\">these<\/a>? I would seize up from the horror and just die. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.dailymail.co.uk\/i\/pix\/2010\/09\/22\/article-1314184-0B4C7215000005DC-62_634x467.jpg\" alt=\"Sea Pig\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just, ugh, I mean really. You want to step on one of these? I would seize up from the horror and just die. Ick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[115,8],"tags":[149,69],"class_list":["post-1029","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dont-go-in-the-water","category-sciencegeek-porn","tag-sea-pig","tag-why-i-dont-go-in-the-water","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7V2xo-gB","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1029","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1029"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1029\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1030,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1029\/revisions\/1030"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1029"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1029"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lstr.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}