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Why I don’t go into the water…Reason #1,768

I could not be in the same ocean as this creature and not be gripped by paralyzing fear (not to mention paralyzing tentacles!). Behold, a great big jelly, the likes of which are not meant to be seen.

As the Discovery News reports, monster jellyfish like this are becoming more common as fish populations dwindle.

They say climate change could also cause jellyfish populations to grow. The team believes that for the first time, water conditions could lead to what they call a “jellyfish stable state,” in which jellyfish rule the oceans.

The combination of overfishing and high levels of nutrients in the water has been linked to jellyfish blooms. Nitrogen and phosphorous in run-off cause red phytoplankton blooms, which create low-oxygen dead zones where jellyfish survive, but fish can’t, researchers said.

Just great. We’re doomed.

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Why I don’t go into the water Britain …Reason #1,767

The Telegraph reports finding a 600ft jellyfish crop circle found in an Oxfordshire field.

Kill it!!! Oh, wait…

At the end of the article, the writer oddly refers to an entirely different crop circle from last year, and reuses the quotes from a retired astrophysicist on how THAT crop circle encodes pi.

I had to re-read it to figure out the this reference really had nothing to do with the jellyfish. Bizarre.

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Why I don’t go in the water…Reason #1,766

A four foot-long reef worm capable of biting through a 20-pound fishing line.(link via Neatorama)

Dear god.

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Why I don’t go in the water…Reason #1,765

A 15 meter-long pliosaur with jaws that put T-Rex to shame. Sure, it died out 140-some million years ago, but try telling my imagination that.

Also scary, blue holes. Pathway straight to Cthulhu, if you ask me.

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Why I don’t go in the water…Reason #1,764

Transparent heads. Macropinna microstoma, a.k.a barreleyes or, more appropriately IMO, the spookfish: a marvel of evolution, a metric ton of horror in a two-inch package. (by way of Neatorama)

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