Monday, May 23rd, 2011

Step 1: Toss Brian in. Step 2: Get the {bleep} out of there. Why I don’t go in the water…

Even I admit that it would be fairly cool to get a 6-foot shark on the line while fishing. Even in a fairly dinky boat.

What wouldn’t be cool is to still be in said dinky boat when a 14-foot shark comes along and eats the first one, nearly swamping the S.S. Dinky in the process.

What is even less cool–like heat death of the universe cool–would be one of my companions actively chumming the water. Said companion would get a nudge shark-ward, giving me time to get the engine going.

Pardon the cussing. Its not my video, but it is my nightmare.