Ho Ho Ho, Green Comet

From the oort clouds with love, we’re expecting a Green Comet this Valentine’s erm…season…

This will guarantee that:

1) Someday, we’ll land on Mars and find, inside an elaborate Martian mansion, the bodies of dozens of little green cultists.
2) Its an elaborate marketing campaign for environmentally-friendly kitchen and bath cleanser
3) Somebody’s getting super powers.