Archive for January, 2009
Lunar rover at the Inaugural parade
Posted by Grg in Grg's Reference, Rant/Rave, Science Fandom, Science/Geek on Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Looking forward to the return of the New World Order
Posted by Grg in Dumb thoughts, Rant/Rave on Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Sure, the left woo (and these are imprecise terms, people) was active then…but that was when the New Age movement took hold..all about alternative healing, angels, crystals and black t-shirts covered in wolves, bears and/or Native Americans. (I liked the music, I admit. Enya. Those chanting monks. Crap with pan flutes and dolphins humping that they used to sell at World of Science. Good stuff.)
The mainstream culture embraced both in a woo-nami that tempered the worst of either side (Art Bell quickly shut up about New World Order nonsense after McVeigh) and kept the kitsch. It was, in hindsight, a golden era when we knew who the kooks were and what they thought.
What did the The Bush Era get us? Warmed-over preachy message movies and documentaries about current events. Michael Moore documentaries with the subtlety of a day-glo sledgehammer. Bill Maher monologues with the subtlety of a Michael Moore documentary. (And don’t get me started on the Bill Maher documentaries!) The right didn’t do much better, mind you. With their guy in power, it became all about Intelligent Design, bad Pelosi jokes and other low-level, completely ignorable nonsense.
Perhaps the difference was the tone and clarity of the message. The 90s conspiracy nuts frothed about the UN teaming with UFOs to take your guns and bibles. It was fun like your favorite uncle and you couldn’t take it seriously, like your favorite uncle who wears a tinfoil beanie.
The mainstream 2000s conspiracy nuts, however, froth about Big Oil, Drug Companies, Katrina, Global Warming and Dick Cheney, none of which were fun at all. The truth is, I don’t fear corporations or Dick Cheney. The woo left always whined about such things, but I need oil and I need pharmaceuticals. Katrina, in retrospect, the Federal response might not have been as horrible as we thought at the time. Global Warming concerns me, but I’m the kind of guy that sees how technology and reasoned, sane discourse will do more good than hysteria. Dick Cheney, I could do without, of course, but he shot a guy and looked like Burgess Meredith’s Penguin. If it weren’t for starting wars, the Bush Administration would have been enjoyably surreal.
In fact, the anti-Bush conspiracy nuts were notable not just for their unoriginality, but for the surprising way people who should know better latched on to the malevolent Bush conspiracy notion. Its one thing when late night talk radio twits rant about Clinton creating a third term for himself, but it is quite another when the intellectual (and celebrity) elite honestly believe that Bush was going to declare martial law if Kerry won in 2004. (I’m looking at you, Gore Vidal.) So prevalent are such beliefs, that Congressman John Olver of Massachucetts had no qualms about suggesting Bush was going to declare martial law in 2008. For some, the 2000 election was just triggered something in their brains and they were never able to accept that history tumbled along on its own sloppy path without the aid of a cabal of Neo-Conservative puppetmasters.
Then there were the 9/11 Truther films and websites. They are on a class of their own: outside the mainstream paranoia, and on a completely different level and with shading of anti-semitism. So far out there, in fact, that they can’t be loathed on a absurdly comedic level like any of the Clinton Era New World Order material still floating around the Internet. They are as every bit as religious as creationists. But with creationists, you know the boundaries of the debate. With truthers, however, there are no boundaries, anything is game for their delusions.
So, its a brand new era. Will we see a return to 90s nostalgia? (And, why not, considering who’s in power in Washington!?!) Or will the right wing wooists take on the venom of the truther crowd? Let’s hope not. So far, the best the right can do about Obama is question his birth certificate, his associations with 60s radicals and his Secret Muslim past. At least they aren’t saying he killed Vince Foster…
Holding him to it…
Posted by Grg in Grg's Reference, Rant/Rave, Science Fandom, Science/Geek on Tuesday, January 20, 2009
For everywhere we look, there is work to be done. The state of the economy calls for action, bold and swift, and we will act – not only to create new jobs, but to lay a new foundation for growth. We will build the roads and bridges, the electric grids and digital lines that feed our commerce and bind us together. We will restore science to its rightful place, and wield technology’s wonders to raise health care’s quality and lower its cost. We will harness the sun and the winds and the soil to fuel our cars and run our factories. And we will transform our schools and colleges and universities to meet the demands of a new age. All this we can do. And all this we will do.
I come from a family full of engineers — including my wife — so I will instinctively applaud the use of government money to fix our ailing roads, bridges and highways. Same too, with energy, provided he includes nuclear and (please) space solar power in the mix (a long shot, for sure).
Science wins big in gov’t stimulus?
Posted by Grg in Grg's Reference, Science Fandom, Science/Geek on Monday, January 19, 2009
There’s a website Readthestimulus.org that is decidedly partisan, but has the actual bill up, nonetheless…searchable too.
NSF gets an infusion of $2.5 billion, according to the report, which is huge given that NSF has always been something of a small fish. (I wonder if I should apply for a grant for a radio show idea…)
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Now, politically, I’m not a “big government” guy, so I’m sure there’s a lot in the bill I won’t love. In fact, I don’t talk politics much because I don’t care for them. I think government should be there for defense, infrastructure (which is where I put research funding) and justice. Everything else is bread and circuses. My problem with social funding is that the social sciences aren’t like physics and engineering. Things like the “War on Poverty” or the public housing projects decades past end up as well-meaning experiments on the poor. I don’t want people starving on the streets, either, but an elaborate, self-sustaining welfare system isn’t really the answer, either.
That said, if someone can come up with a healthcare system as good as the interstate system, I’m all for it.
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To Uninspire a Nation
Posted by Grg in Grg's Reference, Skeptic on Saturday, January 17, 2009
Putting words in his mouth is a tricky proposition, and I think it might be helpful to feel out the borders of good taste for the Constitution Center people. You know, a touchstone they could test against for appropriateness.
So, some six word phrases that shouldn’t be in the inaugural address:
- I will devour your filthy souls
- Damn, its brisk out here, people!
- Hopeity, bopeity, shmopeity, blah blah blah
- Wait, women can vote for president?
- You get a car…and you…
- I will grow a Lincoln beard
- Can I get a wave going?
- Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani, just kidding
- My new ranch in Crawford, Texas
- You get a bailout…and you…
- But first, hold hands and sing
- Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Obama R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
- Everyone, hold hands and concentrate…LIFT!!!
- Pass the plate, please, the deficit…
- I really am a Secret Muslim
- It really isn’t a great job
- Build, build, build my golden idol
Please suggest some more. And I will immediately ask Obama not to include them in his speech.
My trip to the Academy of Natural Sciences
Posted by Grg in Grg's Reference, Science Fandom, Science/Geek on Friday, January 16, 2009
The other rocket revolution…
Posted by Grg in General stuff, Grg's Reference, Rant/Rave, Science Fandom, Science/Geek on Thursday, January 15, 2009
Here’s the intro, for a taste:
Late one evening in August 2006, Ross Tierney logged on to the chat room at nasaspaceflight.com, an unofficial cyberspace water cooler popular among NASA engineers. Tierney, a wiry 34-year-old space buff in Cocoa Beach, Fla., makes his living selling exquisitely detailed models of spacecraft and launchpads. He had been mulling over the design of the Ares I, the new NASA rocket that’s slated to launch astronauts into orbit after the agency retires the space shuttle in 2010. Though NASA has been working on the Ares I since 2005, the new vehicle won’t be ready until at least 2015. That leaves a five-year gap when there will be only one way to boost U.S. astronauts into space: Rent a Russian Soyuz rocket. And if Russia’s current conflict with Georgia or some other international incident disrupts that arrangement, the U.S. manned program will be grounded.
Tierney wondered whether the Ares I is really the best way to keep the U.S. in the spaceflight business. What if, instead of building a largely new rocket, NASA created a new configuration of proven space shuttle components and placed a crew capsule on top? Sitting on his living room couch, hunched over a laptop computer, he posted the question to the chat room. A dozen replies came back supporting the idea. “I was shocked,” Tierney recalls. “Here I was, just a nobody enthusiast asking a dumb question, and a bunch of NASA engineers are telling me I was absolutely right. They said they’d been pushing the same thing for years and that they’d been threatened with their jobs if they kept talking about it.”
Tierney’s innocent query mushroomed into a credible challenge to NASA and its Ares I, which is already under construction. His original chat network has grown into an underground coalition of NASA engineers and contractors who, working on their own time, have come up with an alternative rocket design they call Jupiter Direct 2.0, or simply Jupiter Direct, because it is more directly based on shuttle components than the Ares I. The dissident moonlighters argue that their launch vehicle, the Jupiter 120, would be more capable and less expensive than the Ares I. Furthermore, they say their lifter could fly in 2013, trimming the impending gap caused by the shuttle’s retirement. As a new presidential administration enters the White House, the insurgent engineers see a chance for change.
Last year NASA released a three-page, step-by-step critique of the Jupiter Direct proposal that challenged its claims. The dispute goes beyond engineering: Detractors’ doubts about NASA’s objectivity and professionalism strike at the foundation of the agency’s reputation. Last October, NASA administrator Michael Griffin felt obligated to defend the agency during a speech at the American Astronautical Society. Regarding press coverage that implied NASA was capable of using “unfairly skewed” data, Griffin asked how it could be “presumed that NASA does not act with integrity … is that what some people really believe?”
NASA bashing is a hobby for some folks, something I really don’t take part in doing. It is a government agency and has its limitations, of course, but the battle is over such a small slice of government money, that there are bound to be these sorts of criticisms. What was that quote about academic politics being so vicious because the stakes are so small? Could that be part of it.
I’d imagine that most of the people that get into the space industry do so because they have that essential space dream. The regular public only taps into it occasionally, whenever something particularly awe-inspiring or tragic happens. There is a hardcore group of people in the space world — and I’ve met a few here and there — that live and breath this stuff. Sure, there are people who behave poorly. There are petty folks as concerned more with the safety of their own project than the collective dream, undoubtedly.
But I can’t help but believe the vast majority of these people are in it for the dream. These are the people who work for NASA, who build space start-ups, who start space advocacy groups, and who, like Ross Tierney, argue so passionately for their cause.
They’re the oddballs looking to pick a fight, and I’m pulling for all of them, regardless of which side they take.
Look at me, I’m getting all misty. Geez…
Reason 1,365 of why I fear the ocean: Cthulhu Frogs
Posted by Grg in Grg's Reference, Rant/Rave, Science Fandom on Thursday, January 15, 2009
Part of an ongoing series of highlighting things that would likely kill you, given the opportunity.
Dinosaurs go glam
Posted by Grg in Grg's Reference, Science Fandom, Science/Geek on Wednesday, January 14, 2009
A lot of cool dinosaurs coming out of China in the last decade or so. I’d swear they have a factory making them if I didn’t know better.

Philly Phat Still Trending Down
Posted by Grg in Dumb thoughts on Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Of course, Philadelphia has a long way to go. Many of the fitter cities benefit from better climates and better urban design that allows for more outdoorsey activities. Philly has the Schuylkill river trails, but not much else for bikers and runners. And, as a fair-weather bike commuter, I can say that the suburbs are even worse and less accessible for cyclists. Places like Portland, OR, benefit from generally more moderate (albeit soggier) weather than Philly, but what is more important is their acceptance of bicycles.
Sure, they don’t have hoagies and cheesesteaks to contend with, but easy accessibility to exercise matters.
Still, what surprised me was Pittsburgh’s ranking. Their weather is, in general, as bad as ours. We’re a little hotter and muggier in the summer, and they’re a little cooler in the winter. Their food, if anything, is worse. We’re talking about people who add french fries to salads and sandwiches — not as sides, but actually part of the salad or sandwich — and that’s on top of the inch of cole slaw they usually stick on stuff. While living in the burgh, my cholesterol tripled within days, thanks to the cheap availability of O Fries.
Even MORE surprising is that it is the only place in the Northeast listed.